Year-End List 2012: 10 Worst Movies

Of course, we have to take a good look at the other side of the spectrum after the Best Movies list of 2012 no? To be honest though, there's nothing more fun than trashing a really, really bad movie. Haha.

And just like my "best" list, it’s not physically and financially possible for me to go and watch ALL films that were released this year. Oh, and instead of a snippet of my reviews, which I'm seriously lacking, I've decided to just quote critics giving praises to the movies I have selected.

On my fifth year now, I give to you the 10 Worst Movies of 2012..

10. Rock Of Ages

However you play up this material - as camp, melodrama, anthem, or goof - it sags under the weight of its lightweight pretensions. - Peter Rainer, Christian Science Monitor

09. One For The Money

To compare this mess to a sitcom would be an insult to sitcoms. - Peter Howell, Toronto Star

08. Total Recall

The fun is fun while it lasts, it just doesn't last long enough. - Kenneth Turan, Los Angeles Times

07. The Darkest Hour

So bad that Russian and American relations may break down and reignite the Cold War. - Cameron Williams, The Popcorn Junkie

 

06. What To Expect When You're Expecting

Abort. - Blake Howard, 2UE That Movie Show

05. Paranormal Activity 4

At this point, Katie is to the Paranormal Activity franchise what Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer is to Christmas. - Mark Ramsey, MovieJuice!

04. Resident Evil: Retribution

'Regurgitation' might be a more appropriate subtitle for this redundant fifth go-round. - John Beifuss, Commercial Appeal

03. Corazon: Ang Unang Aswang

An incomprehensibly garbled, derivative attempt at a horror flick. Just no. - DAM

02. Piranha 3DD

Witless, technically slipshod, and neither remotely scary nor titillating, it pretty much fails on all levels. - Frank Swietek, One Guy's Opinion

01. Kimmy Dora and the Temple of Kiyeme

It's so bad, it's not even funny. - DAM